askthecmc asked: Sweetie Belle : Capes
askstarbuck asked: I thought it was you library.
askstarbuck asked: Can I check out a book?
Anonymous asked: Wub Wub Wub?
askalexmercerpony asked: waht’s this buton du?
Anonymous asked: *poke8
ask-miss-cynthia-shy asked: Hello Screwball, w-why do you want to kiss Twilight?
Anonymous asked: TWITLIGHT WON'T KISS YOU!? JERRY! JERRY!
ill kiss you if you want. must be completely platonic though, as i am married, and i think my wife would object to me handing out candy to other fillys. we ARE talking about chocolate right? You’re not my wife :(
Anonymous asked: She needs a spanking.
Anonymous asked: Bad boys bad boys. Watcha gonna du?
Anonymous asked: What's the number for 911!?
Anonymous asked: Really? Thanks! *takes you hat* La la la la la!
liamotfunk asked: i was just married the other day. the manifestation of eternity presided over my wedding and granted me immortality. i shall live as long as my wife lana does. oh! and i was made the heir to the manifestation of love. if ever she dies or cannot continue, i will take her place. so! i will be there yes. (it was an r.p. i was in. i got married, and all this happened. now my o.c. is immortal)
Anonymous asked: I'm gonna steal your hat!
Anonymous asked: Which ones?
nolly-hooves asked: Umm... I hope you like how music taste...
Anonymous asked: IT'S THE SCREWY SIGNAL!
liamotfunk asked: i dont trust 1-800 numbers, and i hope your wedding goes smoothly. here is some cheese cake just cause.
nolly-hooves asked: Twilight said I can DJ your wedding.
I'm getting married to Spike and Twilight!
tomorrow morning, be there.
liamotfunk asked: i asked your phone number. i said (denwa bangowa nandesuka) which means , what is your phone number? in japanese. plus, velvet banana.
liamotfunk asked: あなたの電話番号は何ですか？
liamotfunk asked: i hope you like salad because of buttons in the space time continuum. cause pregnancy is no laughing matter.
Anonymous asked: It's very honorable for you to take in twilight during her time of need, but what if she interferes with your crime fighting?
nolly-hooves asked: Tell Twilight she's a good DJ.
Anonymous asked: "lk'dsfjhkl;jshklsdh. hooohjaoj. " jklrmmekl. jajkkejllk? <3 gnekkktleltij.
diamondmint asked: Screwy2, this is Twilight library silly. What chuu doin in here?
iamonlydorb asked: But it isn't your library!
Anonymous asked: Why is Twi trying to steal your library?
liamotfunk asked: i found a button! it delivers muffins! i call it the muffin button. now im psychic. what do? *brushie brushie*
ask-omnipony asked: Hi Screwball, what's up?
Anonymous asked: What is living with Twilight like?
flapperreturns asked: Hey -teleports in and starts flapping around wildly-
Anonymous asked: do you know the muffin mare?
iaskponiesthings asked: Miss Screwball, may i just say what a lovely hat you have were DID you get it.
Anonymous asked: Good Hello?.!
a2kbecky asked: Hey ^^
ask-omnipony asked: Hehe.. *leans back at the constant pets*
ask-omnipony asked: Mm.. You like being pet? I do!
Dear Princess Celestia,
ask-twilight: Today I got a roommate. She’s related to… somepony you know. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle yummy
Anonymous asked: You live with Twilight now?
hoppie-glitter asked: *hugs*
hovani asked: Well, they are still bloodshot from the cocaine I just snorted. I FEEL LIKE FREAKIN' SUPERMAN!
ask-a-skeleton-pony-deactivated asked: What if you did that thing when that thing went?
Anonymous asked: Here on going is heck the what?
hovani asked: ...your eyes are freakin' me out!
treasurehunterchikorita asked: Can you do a screw attack?
ask-screwball asked: -hugs tighter- SHUT UP IM TRYING TO GIVING YOU SOME LOVE
ask-omnipony asked: .. *pets more*